Apple WWDC 2026: iOS 27, macOS Golden Gate, and the biggest upgrade in Siri's history — now powered by Google Gemini. Twenty years of Apple ecosystem supremacy, announced away in one keynote. Performed as Japanese Enka — koto, shamisen, shakuhachi, full quivering vibrato. The surrender treated as profound personal grief. Liquid Glass as consolation. Total sincerity. #WrongGenre
A synth-pop ballad about the tech-sector layoff wave — the chorus hook "Ten thousand gone in a single morning" turns a macro labor headline into an ABBA × Carly Rae Jepsen anthem of collective resilience.